So the kids are all like:

Kids: Hey Sparx! Move over to wordpress!

And I’m all like:

Sparx: No!

So the kids are all like:

Kids: Blogspot sux bad!

And I’m all like:

Sparx: Yeah, but I’m lazy. So. Fucking. Lazy.

So the kids are all like:
Kids: Blogspot host fascist sites…

And I’m all like:

Sparx: You fucking know I’m too fucking “ethnic” to learn

how to use wordpress!

So the kids are all like:
Kids: WhatEVER.

So here I am!

HELLO WORDPRESS! I’D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO TOOK THE DAY OFF WORK OR SCHOOL TO SEE OUR FIRST GIG!

Of course, I’m too fucking “ethnic” to work out how to use wordpress yet, so visit me at http://insultadarity.blogspot.com for now. And look at this, or something: